Dude! Calm down. Being board is not a reason to smoke weed or take mushrooms for the first time. It is a reason if you are an experienced user. Education and experience are the keys. Find some. It is a good thing that you found the Hip Forums, I suggest you use this to educate yourself a little. If you read them you would not make the mistake of being "uneducated". Peace.
Could I perhaps have you PM me alyx's address and telephone number? I would like to ask him about these so-called "heddes." Also who is your friend's mom? Could I have her name and location? I would like to purchase a fair quantity of dope from this mother.
I bet next time he'll just finger he's asshole like he usually does when he's bored. Maybe you should be learning how to form sentences in your spare time, rather than being a little bitch.
It must be so fucking weird to be so pathetic and sheltered yeah, I'm an asshole but what the fuck is wrong with these people? Is waking up really all that difficult? RAWR!