This is a perfect example, of how to: House Break A Monkey! The real lessons were all being taught on the Kindergarten playground. The issue is not how many flaming hoops you can jump through to gain approval, but when to either fucking duck or run. Known as, "Sociology 101: For Dummies!" The youngest homicide was five years old. Tough Kindergarten, while Kindergarten Drop-Outs can be vicious, because they often have no clue when to duck or run.