Innocent jokes

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  4. How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot him with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his trunk till he turns blue then shoot him with your blue elephant gun.
     
  5. Where do cantelopes and honeydews go during the summer? John Cougar Mellancamp
     
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    Q: How did the bullet lose its job?
    A: It got fired.
     
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    - Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
    (That’s just how I roll.).
     
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    what goes ? pink ,,black ,,pink ,, black ,,pink ,, black ,,pink ,,black ,,WHITE ? a negro having a wank
     
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    Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.
     
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    Q: How does NASA organize a party?
    A: They planet.
     
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    Q: How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
    A: Ten (tickles).
     
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    whats the biggest drawback in the jungle ? an elephants foreskin
     
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    why are there no painkillers in the jungle ? the parrots-et-em-all
     
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    what do you call a gang of Pakistanis camping ? loitering with-in-tent
     
  15. Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what's she doing outta the kitchen?
     
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    Penguins are not born with tuxedos, and have to be fitted.
     

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