Innocent jokes

Did you hear about the Irish cat?

.....it had a crap then buried itself!

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

 

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

 

What do you call shoes made from banana peels?......... slippers.

 

Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.....

 

I can hear music come out of my printer. When will it stop jamming?

I just bought myself a new blindfold....I can't see myself wearing it.

 

Q: What is the definition of a Skeleton?

A: A striptease gone too far

 

Q: What do you call a short-sighted Dinosaur?

A: A Didyouthinkhesawus

 

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? elephino

 

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a goose.

 

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, i'll never know." Groucho Marks.

 

Q: How do you top a car?
A: Tep on the brake.