Inner City Fox hunting

Crap is a fertilizer, use it and be happy.

 

Look for repellents! I AGREE! Look around for alternatives before you go around killing little foxes, innocent, and puzzled as to why they have to die for doing something they were born with the instinct to do. That's liek you craping in a toilet and it whips out a gun and him and his friends start wailing on you lol. Wait...am I high?

 

Im drunk and it made sense to me

 

Shoot the vermin bastard and if you see any baby seals along the way club the fuckers to death.

 

thanks for the advice but if repellents dont work I am going to make the bastard suffer the chinese water torture before beheading it in some kind of bizare ritual ceremony whilst dressed as Elvis (me not the fox)

 

*cries*

 

Probably so if you've got several acres of land and the time to treat the stuff but otherwise its just noxious waste, why do you think people throw dog shit away instead of putting it on the roses.

 

You could make a nice hat and pair of gloves from the fur. I suggest that you stick the tail on the end of your car ariel...you'll be the envy of every kid on the block, especially with your new hat and gloves and the fox tail ornament on your ariel.

 

A fox tail would look great on the back of a Chopper. Now that would turn the kids' heads. Have a couple of juice cartons rattling across the spokes, the business.

 

I like the idea of just getting in a taxidermist and gluing the stuffed fox to the roof of my car

 

A fox scat is like, 3 ounces ?


its not horse droppings

 

this is what its shit looks like but imagine it on my lawn that I spent months engineering


heres another one just like it but bigger

 

In some cultures, they eat dogs. In other cultures, they drink dogs milk. I wonder what fox meat would be like>? Fox kebab or fox and chips?

 

Fox milk? We could pump them full of Monsanto's goodness, their teets would be that big they would be like udders causing them to slow down and gain weight......foxes are the new cow.

 

Hehe, that is so wrong!