Inhailing-Bleach

feeling-a-bit-sick:&

not-that-I-did-it-on-purpose...am-spring-cleaning...

I-need-a-wife-for-these-domestic-duties...any-offers?

 

WHo spring cleans at 11.30pm

 

an-erratic-person-without-the-steadying-hand-of-a-good-woman

 

I'll marry ya

 

I-promise-I'd-quit-the-drinkin'-and-the-ho's-for-you-maam...you-sure-is-purty:H

 

its the wrong season for spring cleaning and far to late at night go to sleep or at least stop cleaning

 

Deal.. Now lets goto bed
Night all

 

its so romantic...

 

i had a cleaner come round today. and shes fit, result...
when she first came it was bad cus i thought it was gonna be a little old woman, and my flat was a dump. she asked if i wanted my bedroom and bathroom doin, i was like, nah there fine thanks, damn it, gonna have to do them myself, either that or sack her and get a old lady to do it.

 

I'd marry you except I don't really believe/see the point in marriage. But hey, who am I to quibble over formalities?

Now...where's the tickling stick? )

 

Sorry too late.. I nabbed her

 

I don't know about being your wife, but I'd happily be your bitch any day of the week...

Fly...

 

oh-the-possibilities...*rubs-legs*

 

I leave my trash in the hall.

 

*rubs claires legs*