Indian men are "too small" for international condoms

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by all_rhodesian_reject, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. xxwhoadang

    xxwhoadang Member

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    apparently youve never seen borat

    i was not asking how big his dick was,

    --nevermind. just quoting...
     
  2. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

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    i have.

    i dont remember him asking that to someone about that though.
    but i was drunk when i watched it, if i remember correctly. so who knows.
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    don't worry, I got ya

    *sends major love* :D
     
  4. xxwhoadang

    xxwhoadang Member

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    sweet.
    no worries then.
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Yes.... cause.... THE SKY IS BLUE NOT. :D
     
  6. niranjan

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    Just measuring the penis size of 1200 men in a population of 1 billion 200 million is not at all going to be a fair judgement.

    There are many Indians with long penises .

    Mine own is more than the average so-called size as listed by the link, and it is more than 5 inches.

    Also India is the land of tantra and kamasutra, and Indian men are trained on the sexuality and psyche and pleasure spots of a woman and how to give pleasure to her through different styles and poses .

    The emphasis on Indians is more on love and giving love to their beloved through giving sexual pleasure and orgasms to them, without caring for their own pleasure.
    This is what tantra teaches and it is called divine lovemaking or divine sex.

    And Indians , through tantra, can prolong their lovemaking as long as possible, and this gives us an advantage over others.
     
  7. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Aaaaaaaahah :D

    That totally just made up for that time you were a shithead and compared Canada to Wiconsin/Wyoming. :D
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    You still have to prove Canada's existence to me.
     
  9. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    It's the second largest country in the world, donkey. :D
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    Nope.

    There are no people up there...

    It's all ice and moose.
     
  11. Orsino2

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    Psh, you forgot about Nunavut. :rolleyes: There's totally eskimo pie up there and whatnot. :D
     
  12. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    We don't have eskimos in Canada, contrary to popular *American* belief...
     
  13. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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  14. BraveSirRubin

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    Eskimos, and all other natives live in Alaska.

    I know that Alaska exists...

    But Canada... it's all ice and moose... and maybe some Caribou and Black Francis roaming around.
     
  15. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Swamp Donkey and Inuit. Those are most common.

    Black Francis, that's for goddamn sure though. :D
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

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    Neil Young is also loitering up there somewhere... searching for a heart of gold.
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    my exboyfriend was 9" of solid gold loving. he was indian. i hear italian men have really short penises and no skills. is that true?
     
  18. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    No. :D It's not. :D
     
  19. Orsino2

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    Psh, Neil Young was Canada's one night stand. :rolleyes: That dude is totally a transplant Californian.
     
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