I just pulled out a huge booger out of my left nostril! I haven't been picking as much cause my nose gets too raw from probing it too much. Remarkably, it didn't have the full flavor that the smaller boogers have.
What does my booger have to do with hippies? I mean you don't get high off of it when you smoke it. It doesn't play cool music. It can't crochet me a bitchin sweater. So I am unsure of the correlation between hippies and boogers, I guess.
Not only are my boogers tye dye in color, I just dreaded my nose hairs. Also I'm saving each and every goober in little bags that I intend to pass out to the homeless. OUT HIPPY THAT!!!!!
I know you guys think this is all funny, but it'snot. (get it? -"snot"!-get it?--glad I got something out of second grade)