in your bed thread

i'd make her smile for me, cause she has nice teeth

 

awww
so cute and playful

I would.... have him make me breakfast (I'm so hungry right now)

 

i would cast a spell on his funky body, then i would abruptly switch the Cassette player to Celine Dion, I will gently take off my socks and grab out my game of Twister, we will then silently lay our feet and hands on the soft white grass of psychedelic colors flashing indecidedly amongst the green room . I will then take off my hat and swing it violently across the bed and cry as i stare at the window where the whole world is looking.

 

<3



make sweet love to my new man, DUH (ew)

 

adam haha
first i would wonder how he got to LA and whyyy he was in my bed
assume that i had too much of something the night before

then make him make me waffles. because i think i could take advantage of him like that.
but that's all. then we'd play cranium.

 

I'd kick your ass at it too

I'd probably wake and bake with her

 

ill bring your mother dorothy anntooth to a seafood dinner and NEVER talk to her again!

 

hahaha, my sister says if she woke up with phil in her bed, that she would rape him if he wasnt jailbait.


ahahaha phil, you're attracting the older ladies


so yeah, my answer is: redirect him to my sisters bed

 

awesome

oh my answer : let her redirect me to her sister's bed haha

lol i can just imagine you lifting me up in your arms bringing me into another room.

 

i'd get him outta bed and play some funky psychedelic music with him

 

make some form of lude south park reference

 

-would at least know it was an amazing night of drinking-

 

play with his amazing hair! and light up a j

 

play with her amazing...


you knows what i iz sayin :H

 

feet?

 

yeh... sure...

 

play with his schlong



i didnt say that

 

probably in reality, id be like, what the fuck?!?! then go back to sleep

 

"dude wtf, you're the guy from hipforums, what the hell? Get the hell out of my bed, go hide somewhere else, I'll talk to you this afternoon."

 

i would ask him if he could give me his hat.