In a relationship with masturbation

Lol. Anyone else?

 

Yep. Might be becoming what they call a solosexual. Lol.

 

Yes I've been in a long and happy 12 year relationship with masturbation from 11 years old, and that relationship got another run out this morning when waking up hard as always.

 

Been in a wonderful relationship with masturbation for 63 years since 11 years old, a very special relationship that's so special, my favourite pastime, I have a special relationship at least once or twice a day,

 

Yep. Definitely! Best relationship I've ever had.

 

I guess I’m in two relationships: my menage a moí and my wife. The first has been going on since I was 13 (42 years ago), and the second was two and half years of dating/engagement and will be 34 years of married life this summer. I take care of myself at least once a week, and I am fortunate enough to say that my wife takes care of me more than that.

 

My hands have never said no to my cock for the past 46 years.

 

It's a simple relationship! You ride it or I stroke it. it's really that simple.

 

In so many years, I cannot recall my hand ever saying it was too tired or it had a headache or it saying, maybe tomorrow...maybe...we'll see...... Yes, it a steady, uncomplicated satisfying relationship that will certainly be till death do us part.....

 

Yeah! No shit right!

 

Do you take this hand to be you life long sexual soulmate? I do.....

Oh, and it's almost uncanny, my hand always seems to know what I'm thinking, how I like it and I never have to make dinner plans - or buy flowers....or play mind games....and most certainly, I never have to beg for it.....

 

Yep. It's a no brainer. I can just grab it and it's done. If I want I can satisfy it in many different ways!

 

Yes, and I enjoy it a lot.

 

Yes it feels so good haven't done it for a few years and started now after new years and I wish I would neve have stopped I sure missed out on a lot of enjoyment I will try to make up for it so will definitely be in a relationship.