Imaginary friends

What do you do with your imaginary friends?

 

Blow them, mostly

 

mostly rape role play

 

Never had them

But if I did, I imagine we were gonna have some sexy time

 

they tell me to do things, then i do them, then the sirens come and my friends all abandon me...

 

Waterboarding.

 

have lengthy, contemptful conversations about "real" people.

 

I just talk to them on the internet all day.

Oh hi lode! You're one of my favorites.

 

Pfft, what else, we own the night...

 

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we have a family imaginary friend. his name is airy. he enjoys air frisbee, air hula hoop, being pushed on a swing, chased and chaser. he's a great snuggler, always listens.
i think we've been playing with airy for about 8 years now.

 

I'm flattered.

Come here you.

 

I also like when my imaginary friends flirt with me. *blush* Can I sit on your lap?

 

I am a right and jolly old elf.

 

Well, you better hurry down my chimney...

 

My imaginary friends and drink chardonnay and dance till dawn. Or sometimes we have poker night.

 

I wonder what it says about me if my imaginary friends are mean... tell me girls don't like me and wedgie me.

 

hahahahahaaa theyre just jealous.

 

sounds like my real friends...

 

Thanks.