I'm too good looking

And masturbate to them vigorously.

 

i'd like a couple of pat's pics.. i've run out of TP.

 

Do you think his pictures are absorbent and strong enough for your behind?

 

I have long forseen this moment where I would meet someone who is in the exact same situation as me and understands :cheers2:

 

no.. probably full of BS already...

 

Full of BS like your face!

 

Not very good looking on the inside are you

 

Most aren't. Organs are ugly things.

 

so said.. the package might be pretty but the stuff inside sure is rotten. what will you do when your beauty fades?

 

Oh I am. Only ugly people think that good looking people are mean and cruel

Agreed

 

Brand new I find 'em kinda elegant - but I imagine they smell awful.

 

I am a nice guy

 

I didn't say you were mean or cruel. Plus you are not that good looking, mate.

 

I totally am

 

i don't know... had me fooled... what i don't get is why you think you are good looking just cus' people ask for your pic.. it's the internet, people can't see your face just because they read your woulds.

 

If you say so.

 

People often mistake vanity as self-confidence. Fact!

 

They ask for my picture in real life. Stop me on the street and such

Like geez

 

Once this lady gave me a card and said I should be in commercials. The place was called Diane Dick. The name made me laugh.

 

You should try to become the official spokesperson for ShamWOW