I'm thinking of killing a dog

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jimmy P, Jul 18, 2012.

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  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I dated a guy who killed animals for the fun of it.

    Needless to say, it didn't work out between us. But I made sure he left with a good scar on his face and a few missing teeth...as a souvenir :D
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Honestly I have no idea about rat poison, if I decided to go for it I would've researched it first. If it's as bad as you say, I would find some other method.

    Taking ownership is actually a decent idea, but I don't know that would stop it from barking. Also leaving in a few months.

    There must be people around here feeding it though, I suppose I could try to find out who it is and talk to them about shutting the goddamn thing up.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i and my neighbors have had several roosters over the years. it's just not the same until they decide to roost 5 feet from where you sleep.

    these were unusually large and loud roosters too. most roosters i've come across are not that loud even up close.


    i love how most people here ignore all posts in the thread and just assume that the OP lives in the USA suburbs. and the guy who doesn't believe in the existence of stray dogs.
     
  4. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    it would shut up if it had guidance. All dogs want in life is a pack to belong to and a master to guide them.

    I don't really know a lot about rat poison to be honest but I've seen rats die from it and it's not the quickest death. I can only assume it probably involves pain. My concern with poisoning a dog would be getting the dose right. You might just make it really sick for a few days which would be meaner than killing it quickly in my opinion.

    Maybe someone else can take it in
     
  5. BuckStacyBuck

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    you should watch the dog whisperer
     
  6. aesthetic

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    I hate you, look for neg rep.
     
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    Frozen jar of peanut butter. Shuts a dog up for a long long time..

    or get jar of honey and freeze it.

    Find dog., take off lid, give to dog... dog shut up for a long long time. Trust me.. no poison needed.. :D
     
  8. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Edited.

    but on a random note...peanut butter will shut my dog up even if he is in the craziest of moods. Great tactic for silence.
     
  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    But if you poison the dog then you can no longer eat it.
    one shot to the head and there you have it, lunch for the evening.
     
  10. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    pay someone else to kill it. god says that is ok. i know him, it's cool.
     
  11. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Rat poison sounds silly and unreliable. Why don`t you get a gun and pop it? One clip, boom, over.
     
  12. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Rat Poison is blood thinner.
     
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    peanut butter it stool hardener.
     
  14. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You are a nut.
     
  15. broony

    broony Banned

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    I can't see myself ever killing a dog unless it hurt my dog, or myself. If the dog is a threat and is not under control yea do it yourself if you have to.

    If i was going to..id dig a deep hole, tie it to the ground of the hole and shoot it in there. Would be pretty easy to do as long as it was in a spot that was not buried in your backyard...rather out of town, which means you would have to move it. Don't look into its eyes before you shoot it. That might fuck up your sleep for a few months.
     
  16. FlyingFly

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    If my own life wasn't in danger then I wouldn't.
    Can't you adopt it?
     
  17. PeaceInTime

    PeaceInTime Member

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    Dude, no..
    Maybe you should take of him, give him a home, food and love and he will grow to love and respect you.
    That's a life, man.. and he is simply doing what all dogs do..
    Where's your love, dude?

    Peace to you man, I hope you come to your senses.
     
  18. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    If you take it to an animal shelter, they will kill it for you. All these fuckers giving you fucking shit for wanting to kill it are faggots. They are pussy bitches that think that by passing off your local problem to someone else to deal with, somehow negates the fact that you are STILL promoting its death.


    If you end up deciding to kill it, do it with a .22 to the head. Don't puss out and feed it poison so it suffers on a churned stomach. Put it out of its misery fast and quick. It's the humane thing to do.

    And whoever gives ME shit - there are so many fucking stray animals that suffer, it is not plausible to try and shelter it and give it a new life. The animal is feral and wouldn't make a pet even if you gave it everything you have. Seriously - killing it (with a bullet or lethal injection - doubt you have access to cyanide) is the RIGHT thing.

    I would also suggest a Christian burial so that your soul can rest easy. All dogs go to heaven.
     
  19. FlyingFly

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    ^Still, killing should be last thing he does. He should try to pet that dog, or at least drop him somewhere far from his house.
    This is so full of bullshit. They had same arguments when they were going on crusades.
     
  20. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I agree with the general consensus, in that killing the dog should be your last option.

    I've seen someone make bb's from wax, and shoot troublesome dogs with it. Doesn't hurt the pooch but scares it away after a few times.

    You could invest in a "no bark" system which would prevent the dog from barking around your house.

    If you do decide to kill the poor guy.....man up and do it yourself. Poison is the cowards tool of death, respect the animal and do it up close. A gun would be the quickest and least painful way to do it.
     
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