i'm such a prude

so....

it's not the 60's either we still try to pretend it is....


what's 30 more years?

 

i'm not pretending anything

 

It's okay, Micha. I don't think you have to worry too much about being a virgin at 15. I think it's pretty acceptable to be one at your age. I'm almost 19, a male, and I'm fine. So yeah, just relax and whatnot.

 

"It has nothing to do with my morals, I just couldn't go to school like that!"

 

okay..why does everyone think i'm WORRIED about being a virgin?
apparantly i don't have a problem with it
i mean if i wanted to have sex, it wouldnt be that hard..seeing as how i'm a chick and all..

 

virginity is a disease

 

i got tha feeeva

 

prudes rule--they have picnics, and go bowling, and other great wholesome activities like the such

not like that disgusting hand-holding, eww, whats up with that





























i like not sex :H weeee, lets go play on a slide

 

That sounds way too sexually provocative.

 

meanie...i just wanna go sliding--there are no good slides anymore

i don't even get how "play on a slide" is even a good inuendo

 

Um... aha.

 

I didn't say that you were looking to not be a virigin or something, but you're obviously worried about something sexual. I'm just saying that it doesn't matter, you're 15. You don't have to be, well, anything. Just do what the fuck you want to do, I guess. No one is going to expect anything either way.

 

i'm now worried, i promise you
i was just stating a fact

 

besides
i'll be 16 in 13 daysH

 

Sweet 16, huh? I never found anything about being 16 to be very sweet, actually.

 

That does NOT make you a prude.
You could be just this big slut
and fuck everyone
and everything
you see.
Your next boyfriend, should you decide to have sex with him, should
feel special.
Using many forms of birth control is safe
not prudish.
Way to go on being a virgin.




Having said that....I NEED WEINER.

 

Eh, don't worry about it. Wait until you're ready.

I mean, The baby jesus's mom was a virgin and look how hot she was.

In conclusion, just take care of yourself and don't feel any pressure to do anything you don't want to.

 

baby jesus mom also is proof that abstinence isn't 100%


beware those passing creators of the universe......

 

I bet god his a big ol' dick too. Poor Mary.

 

I don't think he had to do it that way....