i'm such a cactus right now

you don't even know.

:leaving:

 

i don't know
but what if i was an indian, oh wait
hey, can i smoke you?
or at the very least make your insides into tequila?

 

what type of cactus?

One with big spikes?

One with little hairs that get stuck everywhere?

Or one that looks like a penis?

 

i think i need to put some cacti on this painting..

:leaving:

 

how come you are always these days?

 

what if i hugged you?
will i get pricked?
what if i like pricks?
:hug:

 

is that a metaphor for needing to shave your legs?

 

i did shave them.. after 3 years of not doing so.. about 2 weeks ago. the hell with shaving.

:leaving: because i can?

 

I for one am shocked that you shaved.

Are you the kind of cactus that was filled with spiders?

 

i totally just shaved my legs today. they were starting to velcro to my sweats.

 

i haven't shaved my legs in such a long time that i don't remember

remarkably they're still pretty smooth

 

only my calves get hairy for some reason. i think all these years of hiding my thighs has had a decidely positive effect.

 

i like when i'm hairy..

my body hair has nothing to do with my cactusness.. i just feel green and pokey.