I'm so getting fucked-up today

Since when did it become a no-no to threaten someone with a jaw stabbing?

 

i do too!

the jaw stabbing is perfectly ok
just be prepared

 

doesn't it get annoying when you have to reply to two people in one post?

 

yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but..yeah

*if you get that reference i will hitch hike to peterborough to give you a blow job*

 

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her. Yay I win! Thanks google!

 

That was the closest thing to a cock-block I've ever seen on the internet.

 

i am NOT hitch hiking to oregon
i do not even know where oregon is

 

Excuses Excuses

 

when you go be sure to pronounce it Oregone

they love that

 

it's not pronounced oregone?

 

yes, it is

 

pronounced oragain

 

oh ok, you had me worried there for a second

 

well that's just stupid

 

well I mean, call it whatever you want to, what are they gonna do about it?


its actually pronounced like r-egun

 

Hey I didn't make it up, probably some dumb Indian.

 

I can meet you in peterborough, whereever the fuck that is, but you'll have to dress like this:

 

well, turns out I did get pretty fucked-up last night (just wasted) and also got fucked hha feels good.

 

you lucky bitch

i went to work, and flirted with some guys
thats it

i love elvira and what she's wearing is hot, i'd so wear that

 

You might get your chance

Elvira was interviewed on coast to coast am a few nights ago and she’s looking for a mentor. Her image is protected by copyright and she’s looking for someone younger to carry on.

The only requirements is that you fit into her costume



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