I'm selling shit on eBay

right! thank you - I'll fix that now.

 

Yeah, throw in lots of words like "hippie", "indie", "mod", "retro", and stuff like that in there too.

 

Don't forget "twilight".

 

I think the worn underwear is the way to go, if you don't feel bad about yourself doing it, which you shouldn't.
being a student is hard.

 

if you sell your soul on ebay i might just make a bid on it

 

The used underwear idea is brilliant, I should try that meself.

I'm sure some of those old pervs are fags.

 

i'm sure woody allen has pondered the same thing more than once pavlov. ask him, he'd probably know.

 

Yeah man, even though it was a joke... in all honestly, if I were you, I'd totally sell my worn underwear. You got enough old internet folk drooling over you as it is, might as well Jew some money out of them for doing it if you can.

 

Jew feces, pure gold nuggets!

 

I looked at your items, and to be honest, ebay is full of crap just like it. I'd be surprised if you sold even a couple of the items. You need a different course of action, if your objective is money making.

 

You should sell this very same air guitar.



I'm not shitting you. I saw a guy sell an air guitar he "played' at a Zeppelin show for 5 bucks. It was just a picture of a guitar stand with a note that said, "Guitar stand not included."

 

exactly. hippie boho mod trendy retro fuckamagooblestein

 

my sister has a purse fetish, if you have any of those throw em up there, I might be interested

 

yeah, i have sold tons of purses on ebay. if you have any designer purses, they will sell. i sold a coach one and had beer money for a week.

 

Well to be honest I don't really have anything else to offer haha..

 

Next week-end I'll be able to put up purses. I have tons.

 

is there anything they won't sell on ebay?

 

Children?

 

Ganja will be disappointed to see that you are not actually selling shit...

None of your tiny clothes would fit me, I wear size "drag queen"...

 

Penny, have you tried nannying? A lot of american families want someone bilingual for their kids.