Oh woe is me. Be thankful you're not an Ethiopian--at least you own a tv... heck, you even have some form of electricity.
For the most part, they ought to chain Regis and Kelly to a cement mixer, put it in neutral, and have Dennis Rodman and Al Sharpton push it off of the Golden Gate Bridge and dub it the greatest pay per view event in the history of the world.
Dennis Rodmans nose rings might get stuck on the cement truck and his nose would be ripped from his face when the truck fell. That'd be an even greater pay per view.
no. that's why no one belives me. I do have the curly hair though. But I guess since it's long no one would guess it.
Heyyyy There's a town in Middlesex County, Virginia, as you're heading Northbound on Highway 17, called Jamaica. It's a little farm town, but ironically, lotsa people grow there.