I'm not gonna fuck George: Part I

(at which point in this thread have i been sarcastic?)

 

yes sometimes i´m hot. are you?

 

oh, you were not?

I apologize, dear sir. See I'm surrounded by sarcastic people, so I see everybody as being sarcastic.

 

oh...right....i'm often sarcastic....just not on this occasion....

 

sometimes...

 

so are you are you are you???

 

yes, yes, yes... well, yeah!

 

ooh i´m sorry just couldnt keep it back....
but its good to be hot sometimes

 

indeed so.

Hey, isn't a green house supposed to be a house where all the walls are transparent and all the sunlight is trapped?

 

yes it is. and it can get quite hot in there.
but its not that kind of green house. my house is actually green from the outside and inside.

 

ok.... awesome.

I thought you lived in a real greenhouse... silly me!

 

oh its my fault. the location is quite misleading. have a biscuit.

 

a biscuit? why?!

 

because they taste good! why else would one eat a biscuit?
just talking shit cause im drunk. so maybe you would want a drink?

 

Well... You're Drunk... oh that makes a lot of sense.

I thought you're talking childish to blend in with the crowd. There are not many 19 year-olds this forum you know.

 

no i talk that way cause i always do, just a bit more when im drunk.
and you are 19.or not? and there are many sick old men who pretend to be 15

 

yeah. I'm 19... I wish there were more people my age at this forum. and Yeah, there are a lot of sick people who pretend to be 15, they give themselves away, though.

 

do they? maybe i´m a 62 year old man pretending to be a 19 year old girrrl? never know

 

I have no problem talking to 62 year old men.

 

its a good thing to be open to new things.
so hello, i´m laura. who am i talking to?