"I'm Not Gay But I Want To..."

...marry an exceedingly wealthy man with a bad heart.

 

Date gay women

 

Wear hotpants.

 

Go to Thailand - you could end up with a surprise or two in your liaison l'amour

 

wave a rainbow flag in pride for those who are

 

...practice mincing along the High Street in stiletto-heeled crocs. [not easy,that]

 

i didn't know there were stiletto heeled crocs. crocs are a croc.

dine at the chocklet moose, if its even still there, in portland oregon.
(yes, there's a gay connection, all the female employees are actually male, and all the males are actually female. or were, back in the 80s the last time i was there)

 

Be the lead singer of Queen (RIP Freddie Mercury)

 

have good fashion sense

 

Wear women pjs around house and maybe wear girls jeans out shopping. I already wear panties 24/7. Wife understanding of panties. I have to creative with time since kids out of school and back into jeans! Too athletic to pass. Love it though

 

have fur that hides everything so i won't have to wear anything to hide it. or be like a cartoon character that has nothing there anyway.
ok, not entirely serious about the latter, but i am glad never to have added to the excess of human population.

 

I want to watch two people being verbally abusive to one another than say “oh Snap, girl" when someone gets in a good zinger.

 

Prance down the High Street in my local [rather small] town,in crystal-encrusted bike leathers & with my big pink helmet on show....