im mary swanson

Like Cedric Bixler.

Do you write?

 

Why, yes.




Do you ever engage in becoming rather crunk?

 

cant say that i have

high fives or pounds?

 

high fives or 'explosion' pounds....

Blind or Deaf?

 

deaf



^^^^same question?

 

Blind.

How is a raven like a writing desk?

 

I dont think there's an answer for that one...

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

all the wood in the world.


a group of friends or one friend?

 

Its better to have just one true friend,than many but false

Do you have any regrets about something you did in the past?

 

Nope. But i am not "oh so happy about things i did"


Whats your favorite meal of the day?

 

anything that doesnt have meat in it

what is your bigest influence in life?

 

friendships.

same question

 

dharma bums


same question

 

The effect of thumb twiddling on the coastal erosion of Lake Okeechobee, Florida.



What kind of vehicle do you drive.

 

An Eddie Bauer Explorer.



Why are mullet so ugly?

 

because society doesn't see the usefulness of business front, party back....




if you could play any instrument with any band what would it be and with who?

 

I'd play the harmonica with Bo Diddley.



If you had to loose one of your fingers, which would it be?

 

My left ring finger, because it's useless outside of some silly ring that I won't want, since I'm right handed I'd probably like to keep all those fingers. I need the thumb to grasp, index to grasp/point, middle to flip folks off, and the pinky for sticking snobbishly out when I drink things.

If you had to be any type of bean, what kind would you be?

 

Dearest Meg, I would probably be a Garbanzo Bean.

Hah, that was some funny shit up there with the party business. It was rather enjoyable.

Oh... and, if you've seen the Geico ads with cavemen in them: Doesn't it seem like Geico is kind of picking at black folks and minorities in general with the "So easy a caveman can do it" thing going on? My dad brought it up and ever since, I end up picturing Al Sharpton in the commercial. It's getting ridiculous.

 

Ehhh, not really. But now I'm gonna picture Al Sharpton everytime I see that commercial.

Scottish accent or Irish?