I'm in love

So I joined an online community last year and one of the regulars caught my eye. I fell in love with him but he hates me and I can't handle it. Now I'm here and I'm thinking my work there is done but I can't let go because I'm fallen into the blackest pit of hell and he takes me to such a really good place when I dream about him.

There's no way I can let go, I've tried. I can't stop thinking about him and I'm in pain. This is ridiculous.

And I know it's real love because I want the whole world to know which is why I'm confessing. It's true, I love the mother fucker.

 

Does he know you love him? Why does he hate you?

 

Yeah he knows it and so does the whole county if not the whole friggen state. That might be one reason why. I'm embarrassing. He thinks I take up too much space and I swear he's the one who sent me the fat chick mag.

 

No offense to fat chicks. I'm pudgin' and plumpin' myself.

 

What's weird though is that I had a vision of him with a fat chick. I told him about it. Then a week or two later I get the magazine. Trippy.

I was impressed they didn't give me a fake name this time but that might be because it's not the same sender. Not the first time someone hit me up in my mailbox. I've been all sorts of fake people lol. Caroline Chandler and Tracy Collymore were pretty clever names. Caroline Chandler means beautiful light and Tracy Collymore means trace call (it's a reference to the spirit, telepathy). So, yeah, whoever sent me the mag used my real name.

Oh well, if I keep dining on M&M's I might end up needing it lol

 

I hear Pressed Rat is single

 

You can send me the magazine

 

He's cute but I can't top an offer to fly him to my love pad for nookie. Plus, my heart is devout and I'm no cheater. True love waits until ripe: skeleton. No wonder my bones been hurtin'.

 

Nope, can't. I wrote swears all over the cover. I can read it to you if you want.

 

Don't. He deserves me.

 

Seems more like an infatuation than a genuine love.

 

I was thinking the same.

 

My advice is to meet someone and fall in love in real life

To whisper sweet nothings in their ear
To run your hands through their hair
To smell their skin
To wake and see their face on the pillow beside you

trust me it’s a nice feeling

Your welcome.

 

You're in denial.

 

I love you. Let's do it.

 

Follower. Don't follow the darkness. Go to the light.

 

No. You don't understand. You're the darkness so you can't understand. You don't know how cute he is. You don't know how funny and smart he is. You don't know how he makes me feel. He likes Weird Al. I like Weird Al.

I'm completely in love. Real thing.

 

Lady, I'm so hot I have my own fire hydrant.

Is he hot? mmhmm, yes he is.

 

See?! Love.

 

Yep......A 16 Year Old "Stalker"......



Cheers Glen.