i'm having trouble focussing on reading.

i was sitting on my bed with my door open reading a book for class (1984, so i'm rereading/reviewing it) and in the lounge across the hall i can see a guy and two beautiful girls in there painting something.

one girl in particular has REALLY caught my attention, and its extremely difficult to not stare at her.

oh well:hat:

 

close your door...

or, more appropriately, go help them paint.

 

I recently bought 1984. I should start.

 

beware. it is a book that eats people.

 

I'll keep that in mind.

 

i think i'll just blatantly stare and watch her through the window while "scratching" myself.

if she notices, i'll fart really loud and yell "get naked"





yep, i'm a master of seduction