i'm gonna go maim some squirrels

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by kier, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    just thought i'd let you know
     
  2. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Will you make me some fuzzy-lined slippers when you're done?
     
  3. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    sure, do you want your feet in it's arse or mouth?
     
  4. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Ass of course! Duh!
     
  5. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    fair enough...they'll be grey...., and fluffy...i'll line each one with the tail


    on a side note, it's a good way to start a fire, buggering a squirrel, the friction causes the tail to light
     
  6. Beach Bum

    Beach Bum Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    come on play nice
    or
    the squirrels will be your nightmares
     
  7. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    nah, they'll be my dinner


    and i actualy adore squirrels, im a sucker for cute things, and i classify squirrels as uber cute, though they still don't come close to kittens :D

    anyways, goodnight, it's 4am and im buggered
     
  8. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    This is nuttier than squirrel turds
     
  9. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    squirrels don't shit, they store it in their tail till they die
     
  10. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    squirrels ate my baby
     
  11. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    bastads
     
  12. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    its ok, we dont have squirrels here anyway, but squirrel on a stick is quite tastey
     
  13. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    at least they die in pleasure
     
  14. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Awwww.... Poor squirrels... :(
     
  15. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    haha you think they find it pleasurable to have a stick up their ass?
     
  16. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    dunno, they never seem to tell me what they thought of it afterwards
     
  17. MBintheOC

    MBintheOC We're all mad here..

    "Suiiiiirrrrrllll!!!!"-National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation
     

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