i'm gonna go maim some squirrels

just thought i'd let you know

 

Will you make me some fuzzy-lined slippers when you're done?

 

sure, do you want your feet in it's arse or mouth?

 

Ass of course! Duh!

 

fair enough...they'll be grey...., and fluffy...i'll line each one with the tail


on a side note, it's a good way to start a fire, buggering a squirrel, the friction causes the tail to light

 

come on play nice
or
the squirrels will be your nightmares

 

nah, they'll be my dinner


and i actualy adore squirrels, im a sucker for cute things, and i classify squirrels as uber cute, though they still don't come close to kittens

anyways, goodnight, it's 4am and im buggered

 

This is nuttier than squirrel turds

 

squirrels don't shit, they store it in their tail till they die

 

squirrels ate my baby

 

bastads

 

its ok, we dont have squirrels here anyway, but squirrel on a stick is quite tastey

 

at least they die in pleasure

 

Awwww.... Poor squirrels...

 

haha you think they find it pleasurable to have a stick up their ass?

 

dunno, they never seem to tell me what they thought of it afterwards

 

"Suiiiiirrrrrllll!!!!"-National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation