im gonna get drunk on a empty stomach..

holy shit i think dillis gonna try an feed me,, you know what that means??

CRASHAROONIE!!!!!!!!!!!

maybee ill refuse to eat??

 

Wow! we have soooooo much in common. I'm a drunk too!!:& Nice to meet you, I know we'll be great friends. I love Effen martini's btw....I find never eating until after you're completely staggering fucked up is best .

 

normally i keep it copasetic,, but im feelin old school tonight..

 

i would like to screw the shit outta rosalyn sanchez , on an empty stomach

 

I know you guys would definately change your mind if you could have seen the spread i had laid out before me a minute ago. Needless to say it aint there anymoire.

Big ol thick steak with the perfect spices and the hint of tobasco sauce. (no time to marinate tho.) and some fries as a filler. a little bit of kale and it would have been a photo op from heaven.

Wash all that down with some chocolate milk and damn. now i need a cigarette. and a shit.

 

blisteena would suck a dirty cock while ya sipped yer beer tho..

shed be my choice..

 

id rather slather all over rosalyns private parts ....

 

in loosing the balance of my mind .....perhaps ill make a cup of tea

 

ahh hell as i said in another thread, im SPOILED!!

i slather all over a lotta things all the time,,

just to sit back un bathed an drunk as a skunk an have blisteena strive to,, well never mind....

 

look i just had to listen to the hotest lady u kin imagine bat her eyes at me n tell me how her borring ass hubby wasnt doing this n that n how he always keeps trtack of her n on n on......n go home .......im bout ready ta shoot myself son ......theres all that needin ta be took care of n no dice ......life aint fair or fun enuff ....

 

no wonder you and Measa got along so well :H And why he incapable of typing coherently on the weekends

How did the animals survive with Kay while you guys were gone BTW?????

 

cry an whine an bitch an moan,, now ya know roasalie sanchez would never pick up the likes of you or me in her limo..

i suggest ya put two condoms on an go find blisteena..

 

well tomorrow ill be lookin fer sompin in between .....and some day that borred lil gal will git an itch and a few hours at the same time ......im havin fun waitin on that as it is cuz i kinna realy like her

 

lost 1/5 of there body weight but survived..

man lets not discuss the critters in this thread,, i may get beat..

 

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH DILLI SAYS,,
"JUST DONT FEED HER NO SHROOMS FIRST CAUSE YOU DONT MORPH WELL!!"

AHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

She Says..
"youd Think Youd Be Fuckin A Troll"..

Ahahahhaahahhhahahhahaahaha

 

im melting like the friggin witch of the west as it is

 

I dont remember that movie..

 

my life is like an indian movie 3 hours of epoc adventure , struggle and many musical -dance interludes ....before the protagonist gets laid ........only without the himmilayan bliss foto op .

 

HUH?????????????

laymans terms please??