I'm gonna be late for work because....

Me so horney.....

 

my head feels explosive

 

I got a better offer....

 

I'm too good looking to work at this kind of job

 

Im gonna be late for work because my unicycle got stolen

 

im watching RAmbo and Im having Flashbacks..

 

because I just am..thats why

 

turn on the local news.. please take care of my fish and give my foil ball to Lenny in accounting.. oh and I pissed in the coffee, but that was like when I first started and I was gonna quit the next day, but then I changed my mind cause my girlfriend left and well I figured i might be able to fuck the secretary, but shes not as slutty as she dresses. but I did stay over nite a few times and jacked off on her chair, So shes been sitting in my cum stain.. Oh and I jackoff in your office too cause you have all those pictures off your wife nude on your computer, its cool cause I put them on photobucket case you deleted it , so I could look at them later at home..
ok i have to go now, I hear a tear gas canister. .. farewell..

 

I'm Almost Ashamed To Confess...

There Is Someone On H.Fs Crazier Than Moi...

And His Name Is "Squirrel Boi"...

..........:willy_nilly:.



Cheers Glen.

 

I have fled to the land down under, to drink wine and roam barefoot with GLENGLEN..

 

GlenGlens coming to visit...and I have to "clean up"

 

I cant bare to do the work sober, I must get drunk and high!

 

i forgot where i work...

 

oops...my underwear broke

 

Didnt you call me earlier and tell me not to come in??

 

my car has the hiccups

 

I have to pass through check point charlie and I called charlie an Asshole..

 

I don't do that anymore.... work that is.....

 

an old girlfriend just dropped by

 

i just won the Pulitzer