I'm gonna be late for work because....

....because Lunaverse has got his tongue stuck to the window.....again.

 

The roof is on fire and i don't need anything.

 

....because I'm watching broony lick dog-sick off his bed.

 

because If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life. And they always seem to come at a time that you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.

 

because your mother kept me up all night

 

Isn't that GoodFellas?

 

yes

 

so,if I have this correct-you,Mr BBAD,are going to be late for work because some 'skive bro from the hood you thot wuzz yo homie popped a cap in yo ass when you wuz doin' yo zed time'...yes?

What kind of pathetic excuse is THAT?!?

See,I have a VALID reason-I have a slight chill.

 

Im going to be late because I have an offer to make to Pudgybear that he cannot refuse

 

i am going to be late for work because i have decided to watch goodfella's.

 

I'm going to be late because after reading BBAD'S post I'm going to watch 'The Godfather' back to back... all 9 hours of it.

 

im going to be late for work because GlenGlen stole all my underwears


again

 

I'll be late in because BBAD had to wear his sister's underwear...and I'm strangely aroused.

 

LIES....DAMN LIES....Perhaps If You Didn't Wear It For Three Months At A Time I Might Be Tempted,

But As It Stands, I Wouldn't Wipe My Dipstick With It, Let Alone My Big End....



Cheers Glen.

 

Yeah. So YOU say,GLEN.....what's that pink frilly cloth hanging out your pocket there,bro?....

 

I am late for work coz I was reading this stupid thread

 

...because,if I'm honest - you suck.

 

I'm going to be late for work because I was having the best dream where these two women are laying on this giant bed decorated in red silk, and I walk into the room and the women pull out this bottle of cabernet sauvignon. I pop the cork and pour us all a large glass. When the women are done with their wine they start undressing each other using only their teeth as I watch and enjoy my wine. Once completely undressed the women decide it's my turn to join them in the buff. I lay down on the bed and...

oops...going to be late for work...

 

Its raining fruit! Apples, orange, tis all falling downs and i need my vitamins!

 

I'll be late for work because I'm ALWAYS late-so in a way I'll be on time.