I'm gonna be late for work because....

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by SpacemanSpiff, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. deleted

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    lil vietnamese girl has ahold of my foot and will not let go.. im not complaining..
     
  2. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    ^ I had to visit a friend in a saigon jail!
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    I got arrested for videotaping Orisons trip to Vietnam :leaving:
     
  4. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang...
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    Balqis Senior Member

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    I had to go to the dentist.
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  7. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I had a little car trouble.
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  8. brack1936

    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I was horny and, well, you know ....
     
  9. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I used up all of my sick days, so today I'm calling in dead
     
  10. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I'm going to be late for work because...

    I don't have a job
     
  11. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I came in late to make up for all the times I left early.
     
  12. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I been through the desert on a horse with no name.
     
  13. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    it took awhile to gnaw through the leather straps.
     
  14. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    coming in first award.
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  15. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    ran over by a dang elephant...;-)
     
  16. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    Preparation H looks like Crest at 5am , you don't want to know the rest!
     
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    Had to wax my leg hair.
     
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    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i fell outta bed and landed on my morning hard-on
     
  19. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    my shower curtain fell and hit my head, and I have to get stitches
     
  20. brack1936

    brack1936 Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I had to stitch up someone's head cause they had a shower curtain fall on it
     

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