I'm Going To Start Kicking Some Ass Around Here..!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by GLENGLEN, Jul 5, 2017.

  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Not you at all, but thank you so much for responding.. what a nice guy!
     
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  2. Scratched

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    Why would anyone insult you here?

    Time to grab the Thompson Machine gun out of the violin case in my Model A and put the hit on...(just kidding, folks)
    Reference to old an old American criminal story :D
     
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  3. Irminsul

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    The Thompson so 20 rounds of inaccurate spray?

    I like my odds. ;)
     
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  4. egger

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    Not only that. To show how independent they are of other countries, Americans were eating Italian pizza and sausage, French vanilla ice cream, German chocolate cake and frankfurters, and Mexican tacos to celebrate American Independence Day.
     
  5. GLENGLEN

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    Why Does Everyone Around Here Talk Of Food When GLEN Is Starving....???...There Should Be

    A Law Against It...Ahhhhhhhhh.... :wall:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. jpdonleavy

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    I actually think there's a fair amount of masturbation going on and possibly some cock-sucking - masturbators could be on HF but cocksuckers would find it more difficult. There might even be some muff diving and missionary position fucking, or Greek or shrimping or . . .

    Any or all of these things might militate in favour of a break from this electronic vice

    PS - where is candybuttons - I want to give her a no-tongue kiss

    (militate is not the same word as mitigate so don't even think about it)
     
  7. egger

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    I forgot to say Happy Birthday to you. So, Happy Birthday!
     
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  8. GLENGLEN

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    Thank You.....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  9. jpdonleavy

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    ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Morrow ))))))))))))))))))))))

    If I find anyone insulting you I will lower the boom on them
     
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  10. jpdonleavy

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    The Thompson was actually very effective for street clearing (.45 pistol bullets) and some armorers think it should make a comeback. You actually could put 50 rounds in the mag (though that made it heavy)
     
  11. NoxiousGas

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    the Thompson submachine gun was/is actually very accurate (for a .45ACP) and was the weapon of choice by law enforcement and the military long before it became notorious in the hands of "gangsters".
    The stock straight magazine held 20 rounds, the drum magazine held 50 or 100 rounds.
    it was/is one of the most popular weapons of the past century and served in every military conflict since since WWII with great success and has seen many revisions and modifications.
     
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  12. psymon*

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    Yes, you're absolutely right.


    How DARE we culturally appropriate by eating foreign cuisine.

    Eating burritos and kebabs oppresses brown people. Don't ya know.
     
  13. Irminsul

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    I've seen how the arm chair warriors use their Thompson in call of duty. ;)

    I'll stick to my single shot KAR .308, they stay down once hit. =p
     
  14. jpdonleavy

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    Lots of Mexicans are white. Some are black, Chinese, Korean and Japanese. Let's not accuse Mexicans of being monocultural
     
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  15. jpdonleavy

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    Two Aussie blokes are in the outback at a small way station when one of them gets injured. The other one uses the single sideband radio to call up the Flying doctor (no relation to the Fying Nun) and as for medical advice. The doc gives him some advice over the airwaves and underlines the requirement to give him plenty of liquids, "otherwise it's gonna be real bad!"

    However, when the bloke goes into the hut and opens the fridge, there is just one can of Castlemaine XXXX (a widely advertised Aussie beer), which he can't resist popping open and taking a slaking gule. when he goes back out to where his pal is lying (not 'laying' which would imply coitus) he looks sadly at him and says "It's gonna be real bad, Bruce," as he raises the can yet agan to his parched lips and drinks a deep draught.
     
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  16. ~Zen~

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    What no can of Victoria Bitters? How sad for the bloke on the ground. Sounds like he's gonna be crocodile food soon.
    But maybe the Cassowarys in Bingil Bay will get to him first.
    :)
     
  17. thefutureawaits

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    I don't celebrate birthdays but I am really happy you were born
     
  18. drumminmama

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    What, are we all supposed to have pemmican and fry bread? No fry bread is a response to government food on the Rez.

    You eat what's become mainstream.
     
  19. jpdonleavy

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    I could actually see a tin of VB in my mind's eye - but this was an explicit Castlemaine commercial:)
     
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    If the drop bears don't suffocate him
     
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