im going to need you to do this - post a photo of...

The women in high fashion runway modeling almost never look good. They look really sick and weird, IMO. Being that thin is just gross.

 

theres something wrong when you can play a girls ribcage like a xylophone

 

Wow, thank you.

Yes, all my pics are straight.

 

Sorry, May. Must be my eyes then. I'm not well you know!

 

laura are you giving out free shows?

 

:tongue:

 

She does look like a pop star trying to get rid of the paparazzi.

 

Why yes, I am.

But you have to pay for your own plane ticket!!

 

I will stab them with my keys.

 

haha flights to oz can be a bit pricey :toetap05: you better make it worth my while

you can buy a ticket here someday lol so i can return the favor

 

You go, girlfriend.

 

dont encourage violence :toetap05:

 

A. They deserve it, though.
B. I'm not well.
C. Agh, shut it you.
D. Sorry.

I'm not sure which one to go with...

 

A. that will just get you slapped with a lawsuit
B. have some Campbells chicken noodle
C. kiss my ass
D. all is forgiven

 

A. It will get May a lawsuit, not me...so, is my face bothered ?....(Sorry, May.)
B. I'm a vegeterian, so no chiken, thanks.
C. Ewww. Not even yours.
D. Well, that little tiff didn't last long...

 

Sounds like a plan.

Don't encourage violence. :toetap05: I'm a violent person.

 

A. As a friend, you should not be ill advising her
B. How about some cream of broccoli?
C. Thats probably best
D. No, i suppose not. I have no fight in me tonight

 

My brain is starting to hurt.

 

its about to bust. i suggest signing off immediately unless you want brain matter splattered all over your pristine walls

 

A. True. She'll bash ME though If I don't tell her what she wants to hear.
B. How about eww...?
C. For sure.
D. Me neither, but this little interlude has brightened up my day.