I will bedazzle the salon's name on one leg of my sweat pants. You said you wanted me to tell everyone I know! I am just helping! I will also wear a shirt with your picture onit. i will bedazzle earrings on you and maybe, just maybe a necklace if you play your cards right mister!
no no no I want to become a regular in your salon mingle with the prestigious clientele i need into these peoples heads in the worst way
Actually, I haven't been to the hairdressers in absolutely ages. I need to cut my hair. I'm planning to do it next Saturday.
Alright, by now you know me well enough to know I'm not going to sugarcoat it. When you say "my salon" it makes you sound like a fruit. So I say go for it, but maybe you should call it something more manly. I'm a girl, though, so it's not my job to figure out what would be masculine enough.
I don't give a fuck what it sounds like. Once they accept my terms and hand me those keys, you can call me wtf ever you want for talking about MY SALON. haha
I wanted you to do it, cuz then I'd show up naked, and make sure I hadn't showered for at least a month...... then make you touch me i'd get all fiesty, and you'd have to jump on top of me oh just thinking of it has my dick hard