I'm going to attempt to buy

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Mar 28, 2009.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Not if you show up to my new salon in bedazzled sweats you're not.
     
  2. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    I will bedazzle the salon's name on one leg of my sweat pants. You said you wanted me to tell everyone I know! I am just helping!
    I will also wear a shirt with your picture onit. i will bedazzle earrings on you and maybe, just maybe a necklace if you play your cards right mister!
     
  3. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'd go there too.
     
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure that'd get me shut down. :eek:
     
  5. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    It's ok, I'd dress up as a french man in his twenties.

    Moustache n all.
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    how much do you charge for getting pubes dyed?
     
  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'd do that for ya, personally,for free before I'd invite you to my salon to do it.
     
  8. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    How about you dress up as yourself and come get your hair done. ;)
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    no no no


    I want to become a regular in your salon


    mingle with the prestigious clientele

    i need into these peoples heads in the worst way
     
  10. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Actually, I haven't been to the hairdressers in absolutely ages. I need to cut my hair. I'm planning to do it next Saturday.
     
  11. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Me too. That's why I can't let you get your pubes died in one of my chairs. haha
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Alright, by now you know me well enough to know I'm not going to sugarcoat it. When you say "my salon" it makes you sound like a fruit. So I say go for it, but maybe you should call it something more manly. I'm a girl, though, so it's not my job to figure out what would be masculine enough.
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    so you'd personally throw me out should I walk in?
     
  14. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Not at all. But I'd have somebody do it for me if you whipped your pubes out. haha
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I don't give a fuck what it sounds like. ;) Once they accept my terms and hand me those keys, you can call me wtf ever you want for talking about MY SALON. haha :D
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I wanted you to do it, cuz then I'd show up naked, and make sure I hadn't showered for at least a month......



    then make you touch me :eek:

    i'd get all fiesty, and you'd have to jump on top of me


    oh just thinking of it has my dick hard
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    but for only 4k a YEAR?


    did I read that right?
     
  18. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    On second though, I'm going to have two bouncers specifically to be on the look out for you.
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    will they be fat and hairy???? :cool:
     
  20. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Alright, well hit me up next time then. I doubt I'll be taking delivery by Saturday.
     

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