im goin to a gig in a minute

so long suckers!!!!

 

that's-great...ever-been-into-UKRandomness?

 

He's smells far too much to come into my forum

 

*nods*

 

Do we even get to know what gig your going too

 

We have to guess, and place bets on it.

I am the bookie for the evening. Please allow me to take your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

 

*ponders*

ABBA-tribute-band?....£2.50

 

ABBA Tribute band, £2.50 at ten to one to the blonde lady with the green dress.

 

turquiose

 

Turquoise?






Ladies and gentlemen, any more bets?

 

i think he went to see chas and dave

 

Chas and Dave at four to one odds

 

He's gone to watch the last remaining member of Boney M piss in a bucket whilst whistling showtunes. Accompanying this will be a pig rubbing their feet.

Don't need to bet, I know I'm right.

 

cant remember there names, anarchy punk bands, was good night, ended up with aload of hippies at my house, supposed to be goin to a free party but im too tired n drug free. loads of new friends calling for me tommorow though and goin to punks piss up, and someone comming round for vegan roast dinner soon. had my palm read tonight, apparently i got a good life lined up ahead, and gonna get some good lover soon whos got same style and taste in music and be together for ages...........got a girl i met a bd's comming down next week to visit, and shes a vegan stunner party head, wonder if its her or it might be booga, hmmm. or someone else...... i like havin my palm read

 

*nods*.. Best of british to you old boy

 

right you are, old bean