I'm fasting sexually

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I do in a way. That's why I like talking to indescribability - he and I trade insults until we can't stand each other for a few days.
     
  2. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    skips not going to like you pimping your own message bored in your sig
     
  3. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    hahahahaha bell i luv ya!
     
  4. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Yeah, that's called sexual frustration
     
  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    ummm no. it's called having a sick and twisted sense of humor. i have a toy for when i'm frustrated.
     
  6. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I try to keep my twisted side under wraps, it turns most people off.
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    because you're a guy........my twisted side tends to turn people on.
     
  8. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    THATS TRUE!
     
  9. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    quit touching yourself!
     
  10. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I just figured it took two hands and a brain so I was covered lol. ;)
     
  11. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    oh please you think its that easy to toy with me.
     
  12. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

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    You're used to creepy? Wow. I don't think I can honestly say I've ever really met creepy first hand. I've heard stories. But that's about it. What's a creepy man like? Does he have long finger nails and wear old man's clothing?
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Are you sure you want me to really toy with you?
     
  14. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I dont mind running a maze if theres a piece of cheese at the end, although most likely it will be more like running in place on a hamster wheel.
     
  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Creepy men tend to look normal - but their actions clue you in. Oh and the way they look at you.
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Hahaha with me.......yeah. :p
     
  17. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Its good exercise for the real thing--just like masterbation
     
  18. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    The rodent ploy, it doesn't get chicks but it beats using your hand lol.
     
  19. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

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    And is that what you like? Or was it the rude ones?
     
  20. Raving Sultan

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    They call me Mighty Mouse
     
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