I'm done breaking up nice

You're right. My name is Steve.

 

Hi, Steve.

Nice to meet you.

Can I give you a blow job?

 

I just assume everyone on the internet is a 50 year old perv named earl until proven otherwise.....

 

I really wish I could have a penis for a day. I would probably end up with VD.

 

I refuse to be called Earl.

 

well, you already said your name is steve, so you are steve, it's the rest of the bi curious, just looking for a cock, or a threesome girlies I call earl.

 

Vaginal discharge?

 

venerial disease, what people who were born before the phrase "batteries not included" (1987) call std's

and people from weird countries... like canada....

 

LMAO!!!! Venerealaidsherpcrabs disease

 

Sounds yummy.

Can I have a bite?

 

*post deleted cause too personal about another member*

 

we call those munts

or vagenises.

 

I'm stealing that term.

 

Pfft, don't I at least get a picture of your hairy steve moobs for my trouble?

 

They're like the moobs on the shirt I posted in TGK's forum....

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=4635688&postcount=57

 

well, like doesn't pay my creativity bills steven....

I guess they'll have to do.....

lame....

munt..

 

Ugh.

How could he do that to you?

 

hahahaha! jryru4i4hr is a munt!!!! that's perfect.

*deleted paragraph for personal reason*

I'm sorry, this sounds mean, it is mean.. but I am bitter, very bitter, and this feels good.

 

we call those abyssal pits of disease, despair, and desolation

triple D munt....

edit: also, used, dried, shriveled, barren, and loose enough to fly the spruce goose through.....

 

In case you haven't read Prax when this answer was still here, P.M me, I'll tell you the whole story.