I'm Considering returning to Pollution

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Manservant Hecubus, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    I used to be a Earth loving hippy but as of the last 24hrs I have decided to commit to creating more pollution. I am now a Pollutonianist.

    I sat down last night and released the aerosol out of all of my paint cans and into the atmosphere. I even cried. Probably should have opened a window.

    Does anybody know a good mechanic that can remove my catalytic converter?
  2. Meliai

    Meliai Banned


    I know a guy but you have to give him 50% of your carbon footprint.
  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

    Leave yer lights on all night too!....;-/
  4. I believe the correct term is 'Pollutioneer'.
  5. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

    No, but if you park on the street, I'm sure somebody will happily come along and remove at night while you're sleeping. Happened to a neighbor of mine.
  6. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    I'll do it for beer or weed :D
  7. porkstock41

    porkstock41 stay positive and love your life ~311

    i replaced my cat. converter with a piece of straight pipe - it was cheaper
  8. EL Tuna

    EL Tuna Member

    You can gut it and leave it look like it has a cat or run a test pipe. If you have a 96' or newer you will have to plug your 02 sensor back in or get a CEL. Its alot easier and cheaper to put a pipe in and still pass smog tests. Cat con's are a joke and dont do shit but rob the motor of horse power.
  9. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    On 96+, the 02 sensor downstream from the cat is what sets the cel. All that does is monitor the catalyst efficiency nothing to do with fuel control. But it compares the oxygen content with the front sensor and if it is the same, it will set a p0420/p0430. They make jumper harnesses to change the resistance in the wiring and trick the computer. And cats actually do a lot at converting hydocarbons and carbon monoxide to harmless gases.. and don't rob much power at all anymore they flow really efficiently.

    But my play car has long tube headers and no cats haha :D
  10. EL Tuna

    EL Tuna Member

    Open headers? CAN YOU STILL HEAR? LMFAO

    On jeeps/MOPAR but not all, The downstream mainly monitors heat and the front does the A/F for the proper fuel like old TBI's and front only. But its mainly on jeeps that I have done this mod too. But never a CEL and always more power and mpg. 02 simulators don't last long off road lol.

    Now newer cars/trucks, Yeah they started using larger exhaust that power, mpg etc is not affected with or with out them. But you can also get a different computer with a different tune and erase all the smog shit.
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Don't forget to buy a whole bunch of disposable cleaning wipes, and make sure you flush them down the toilet.
    Maybe you should pour some old paint down the sewer, for good measure.
  12. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

    Much cheaper:2thumbsup:

    It's also cheaper in the long run, you will get better milage.

    AND you will have more power.

    Fuck the environment.
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont forget to cash in the converter for scrap $$$

    some of them are worth way more than you think

    platinum and palladium
  14. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

    when doing hvac work, skip the recovery machine, and pulllin' a10Hg vacuum, just dump all that r-22 straight into the atmosphere....does carry a $10,000 fine tho if caught
  15. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Wouldn't you still have to pull a vacuum before putting the new refrigerant in? Lol you guys are dicks the epa is probably tracking you right now :smoking:

    And roor this isn't 1975, converters don't rob gas milege like that. Most cars unless they are built aren't even going to benefit from reducing backpressure. The opposite will happen more often
  16. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    All of this right after Earth Day. Shame on you people. :mad:
    People should be respectful of the precious Mama Earth. :daisy:
  17. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    It shakes my house, that's why I barely ever drive the damn thing I have old neighbors haha. They're cool though. If I can figre out how to upload a video from my phone to youtube I'll post it.
  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    But it's not our fault Skip hasn't given us the [/sarcasm] font yet... :rolleyes:
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    when i open a system to change parts i dont vacuum

    its just to evaporate any water

    i just make sure its not a humid day...never had a problem yet
  20. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    So what, you charge from the low side with the compressor running?

    And I always pull a deep vacuum, 15 min at least. But every day is humid here. I probably still would if I lived there too.

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