i'm cheating on my boyfriend....

I agree with the honesty part! For christ's sake.

The above statement that i made was pure sarcasm. Believe me. Or don't believe me i don't really give a shit.

People are so fucking moody sometimes on these forums. Or if they're not then please correct me.

 

I know what you mean man!

 

Why is being an asshole such a fucking necessity?


I admit my ignorance and lack of experience regarding relationships. OK?

I'm stupid. I'm a complete dumbass. The loserest of the bunch. I suck so much it's unbelievable.

 

Twas only fucking with you, do not worry

this thread has just been dragged out for a little too long, I think.

 

YEAH!!! It makes you think the best way to make people post this much in our threads is to shag around behind our partner's back

 

you are using metaphors, the reality is- NO music cannot kiss you, no it cannot share secrets, and NO you cannot share space with it in the literal sense......

in a spirtual indirect whimsical way, maybe, but thats not really what we're talking about is it?!

 

So Love isn't spiritual for you?

 

If you can't break it off with the lover and be honest with your BF, at least ditch them both and start over, hopefully without cheating this time.

 

seriously though...

i got cheated on..i moved on.. why cause im young and i got a life ahead of me. im pretty sure this guy isnt gonna drain himself on this break up. esp if he knows shes cheating.

hes gonna move on to the next girl. but keep a close eye this time. which honestly all young people should.

 

youre an ignorant smart ass, if you cant determine the difference between literal and metaphorical than i cant help you

 

I think you're just being a bitch for un-necessary reasons.

Everything i said i was serious about. There's tons of ways to interpret words. There's tons of ways to even interpret the concepts of "literal" and "metaphorical". It's very vast. So if you only have one conclusive idea of what they are that's not my problem it's yours.

Language is very slippery in general.

When i pick up a guitar, who's say to say i'm not making love to it? You could take it literally or metaphorically. Or both.

 

Love is rumpy pumpy.

 

what does rumpy pumpy mean

 

Sex in the bottom, I believe.

 

I think your arguing semantics cause you really dont have a clue, and I think you're judging cause you feel threatened...


t'sall good darlin'....we all have lessons to learn

 

I thought it was just sex in general

 

Rumpy pumpy sounds like bad sex and definitely something invented on the other side of the pond somewhere.

 

That's because us English folk, can't refer to the naughty stuff by name, so have to make up silly words

 

Yes, I believe they are recorded in the Ministry of Silly Words in London.

 

sometimes?? Its becoming all the time. You cannot ask for advice without some person calling you a slut, whore, asshole, some racial term or just being dumb in general.

It got so bad that personally, I cant tell if its sarcasm or not. If it is, then its really mean sarcasm. Tsk tsk. not how it use to be...what can ya do?

I suggest free midol for everyone!