I'm breaking up with you.

no, wait! i can change!!

 

good. i love it when broads break up with me. saves me having to feel bad for doing it.

 

I was cheating anyway...

 

I knew it. I found the motel receipts...it's always the whores with you, isn't it Angel? Can't stay away from the whores...

Waking, it's not your fault. I just need more space.

Shroom_land, we've been through this a thousand times...change is not your forté...

 

is this because I left my dirty panties on the bathroom floor and got pee on the toilet seat.. I am sorry!!! I will sing you a song....

 

It was the poop under the kitchen table. I have to draw the line somewhere...

 

But..but...I thought you liked surprises...

 

I do, but you didn't even wrap it. Totally thoughtless...