I'm an asshole

nope. I tried that excuse too. You're just an asshole like the rest of us. j/k

 

Agreed....

 

I am an asshole at times, but I also try to always be the sweetest guy in the world on occasion to a certain someone, and my family.

 

I wouldn't go so far as to call myself an asshole.... Un-caring bastard perhaps, but not quite an asshole...

 

yeah, that's an asshole.

 

Yeah, yeah....You're probably right but it did sound nice.

 

haha that baby has got a big head...maybe he will invent something one day.

 

maybe he'll invent a way for idiots to tell the difference between a normal pic and one that has a bubble effect.

and even if he did look just like that picture, I suspect he'd get more action in one trip to the mall than you get in your whole life

 

ahhhhhhh man!!! the perfect home,,,errrrrrr i mean thread for me,,,, can i join ,,, can i pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez,,,, i really am an asshole,, i mean seriously,,, i dont care what i say, how i say it or to whom i say it,,, ..i dont beat round no bush nor do i wear them nasty ass rose colored glasses the world enjoys n i see reality for what it truly is,,, i abhor liars n cheats n thieves and ignorant fools are up near the top of the list too,,, i hate stupidity and man some of these oxygen thieves of the world have really got to stop takin my fawkin AIR!...

oh n i fergot,,, i am an evil rotten nasty very intuitive heathen of a person that generally can give a synopsis of most any situation or person within bout three minutes time and be right,,,, so guess i am a witch too

now with all that i gotta be able to join sumthin

 

imaskeered o' you. would you like to lead the next meeting?

 

only iffin i can do it in spanish ,,,

 

oh, sorry, you've got the wrong meeting. you want "non-english speaking pricks of america." that's down the hall.

 

You may be, but I still love you.

 

Awwww.......



I love you too......but in an asshole kinda way