I'm an anchorwoman.

Tomorrow.

I hope I have an intro jingle.

 

oooh... yay for KatieKrystin.

 

Elaborate, please...

 

Do you get to wear a navy or maroon suit?

 

Show some skin!

 

Morning announcements. I still get a jingle.

Yessuh.

 

I think the jingle should be "Femme Fatale."

 

I've done morning announcements... nothing much to it, eh.

 

You have to make it an artform.

 

They didn't really make it that big of a deal here.

 

I am sooooooo proud of you.

Say something dirty over the microphone for me.

 

Haha. Like what?

"And one more announcement...Katie eats dirt."

 

That would work.

Or... you could fake an orgasm on air.

Just a thought.

 

Yeah, that would work.

Or, you could say something like, "On a side note, Mr. *blank* is amazingly hot, and I, on a daily basis, dream of riding him like a bull. Thank you, and have a great day *blank* High School."

 

Whoa, that was awesome.

 

Oh. I think sexually-oriented journalism is my calling.

 

I agree... I really do.

 

Krystin,

What he really wants you to say is this.

"On a side note, KATIE is amazingly hot, and I, on a daily basis, dream of riding her like a bull. Thank you, and have a great day whoever the fuck is listening."

 

Sex journalism...

 

And you're last day doing announcments...

But I'm not trying to talk you outta it...

Keep it real!!!