I'm About To Put A Tampon Up My Nose!

My nose keeps bleeding and dripping water, especially in my right nostril. This has never happened to me before. Well, once when I was very little I had a nose bleed. But, that's about it.

Agh, it's official. I think I'm dying.
Goodbye, y'all.
It was nice knowing you and loving you like you rightfully deserve.

 

put some honey in it..

 

What's honey got to do with it? Get it? Like the song? Nevermind. Are you being for real or screwing with me? Because I'm being serious. Not about the dying part, but the nose thing part. It keeps falling everywhere because I bend my head down a lot. It's gross. It's been going on for weeks, started with the water dripping. Then turned into major boogerfast (Like huge, it was disgusting) and a fever, Now, it's back to dripping, but with blood. It's just being an ass. Huge pain in the ass.

 

If it's been going on for weeks, you should probably see a doctor.

 

Why do you guys always tell me to see a doctor? If I go to the doctor as many times has I have been told to go to the doctor I would never leave the hospital. Not every issue needs to be taken care of with a doctor visit. Sighs. No one understands me!

 

yes, I serious. put some honey on a qtip and coat the inside your nose.

 

I agree about not going to the doctor for most things, but a nose bleed that goes on for weeks sounds like a job for a doctor.

 

Alright. I'll try it. Thank you. I will keep you all posted, because I know you are all interested. If I don't, it's because I forgot and lost interest. It happens. My attention span is limited.

 

I refuse to go the doctor for a silly nose anything. It's my nose. It's not like something serious.

 

Maybe its your bodies way of telling you it now wants to menstruate nasally

 

You knows your nose better than anyone.

Nos kidding

 

I saw a video where a gorilla took a frog and manhandled it, forcing it to give it oral. Was that you? You know now you are a frog sex offender? Are you proud of yourself?

 

I would like to think so. But, who knows. My body does its own thing all the time. SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL! Get it? No? Not that one either? Nevermind, again!

 

That was a chimpanzee

I dont always use wildlife for oral, but when I do I use a hippopotamus

 

Not to sound racist, but you all look the same to me. I still think it was you. You might have been wearing a costume to hide your identity.

 

A gorilla in a Chimpanzee costume?

 

just tape a dixie cup under it and go on with your day

 

Because we are not Dr's.... Makes it hard to give a useful diagnoses...
Are you on any blood thinners or blood pressure medication?
Too dry of sinises can cause nosebleeds too.
I get nose bleeds on occasion my self. Do the farmer blow and create artwork where I shouldn't...
There is another reason to but I don't know if its true or not. If your body creates too much blood you can get nosebleeds? I would check the legitimacy of that one though..

 

http://www.m.webmd.com/

Try here

 

Blood pressure... Asprin...broken vessel! ...picking your nose!