im a scientist

i bet they're awesome with the sweet & sour and hot mustard, too. though, to be honest, rat turds would probably taste good in that combo.

 

most chicks don't like it. but it's better than watching plastic hookers.

 

I havent really watched any "gay" porn. I have however seen some bi stuff. New interesting. better than most mainstream stuff I must say. Of course that all bores the hell out of me. I like it a lil off bubble

 

would you take it up the ass dave if a hot chick wanted to fuck you?

 

I would never answer that question the way you would like me to in a public forum even if I did.

 

too personal, man, to a perfectly nice guy.

 

would you kiss a guy?

 

for money? how much money?

 

you pimpin me again?

 

fuck, last time it was for ice cream.

 

i get a strong gaydar rating from dave i smell
gayness on him

 

gay men usually aren't so disrespectful...i smell straight guy!

 

*sigh* you know how i love that bananas foster ice cream. they don't even make it anymore! it was the last pint!

 

nah, I just farted!

 

dave its ok to be gay

 

oh thanks.I was worried.

 

what a RELIEF! dave, you're not going to be burned at the stake now. i think i'm getting a little teary eyed.

 

Haha..

This thread is great, thanks to all who participated...

 

it's good to have a diversion.

 

sorry dave but im already taken
but if boodah decides to dump me
ill give you a call