I met Kid Rock once. I served him fish and chips, which he didn't eat. Pam Anderson was there, too, and said thank you to me. At first I was like, "Fish and chips?" asking who had ordered it. No one answered, so I just dropped it grumpily on the table. That's when she thanked me. I don't care if you're a celebrity or not. You mind your manners.
There was a big controversy among the waitstaff in the pub. Who was going to serve them? It was ultimately decided that I would, since it was my job. I offered the chance to others, though, thinking they might be more excited to see Kid Rock than I was. I didn't care at all. Celebrities are just people. I don't understand people who worship other people.
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i actually don't. if one of his early hits was a re-worked metallica song, i never noticed. of course, i never listed to a lot of metallica or kid rock, so this isn't a huge surprise.
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That American Badass one, just the riff from forget which metallica song with him "rapping" over the top of it
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