I'm a big jerk.

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  1. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Kid Rock has enough money to call himself God if he wants.
     
  2. I don't have any money and I can call myself God.

    Hey, look everybody, I'm God!

    I'm God, everyone!
     
  3. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Its always helpful to know who to blame.
     
  4. I met Kid Rock once. I served him fish and chips, which he didn't eat. Pam Anderson was there, too, and said thank you to me.

    At first I was like, "Fish and chips?" asking who had ordered it. No one answered, so I just dropped it grumpily on the table. That's when she thanked me. I don't care if you're a celebrity or not. You mind your manners.
     
  5. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Only because its always helpful to know who to blame.
     
  6. There was a big controversy among the waitstaff in the pub. Who was going to serve them? It was ultimately decided that I would, since it was my job. I offered the chance to others, though, thinking they might be more excited to see Kid Rock than I was. I didn't care at all. Celebrities are just people. I don't understand people who worship other people.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  8. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Because he's done more drugs than a pharmacy. He gets faster service.
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Yeah well, fuck that, bitch suck that
    I was born with a Wang but I never had a nut sack
    Its just two balls hanging with no protection
    Sooooooo
    I gotta move real carefully slow
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    To me he will always be the guy that raped a Metallica song to get famous
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    dr phil?
     
  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    He raped a song?

    What did he do, pound out the vocal chords? Heh.
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Come on, you know what Im talking about, Im not going to embed the video
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i actually don't. if one of his early hits was a re-worked metallica song, i never noticed.

    of course, i never listed to a lot of metallica or kid rock, so this isn't a huge surprise.
     
  15. What you all don't realize is that this forum is all my mind.

    Congratulations! YOU'VE WON!

    My name is Corey Washington. I created this website as a front for what was really a sophisticated AI programming tool I designed. Your personal identities have become combined to produce...

    DNA BOT!

    I'm sorry, I don't have time to explain all of the details, you see, DNA-BOT requires my complete and full attention.

    Let's just say, don't be surprised if Newsweek comes knocking at your door.
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    That American Badass one, just the riff from forget which metallica song with him "rapping" over the top of it
     
  17. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    Fuck you, Corey Washington
     
  18. I'm not Corey Washington. His mind is a part of my algorithm, though. I call myself Andy, but really I am DNA-BOT. Master Washington's work was a success, as he knew it would be. He was just a genius at coding computers.
     
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  19. lode

    lode Banned

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    I think this actually would only take about 4 hours.

    If I were as high as kid rock.
     
  20. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Dr Strangelove says his experiments in cloning Micheal Jackson are still not quite ready for prime time, but try to teach a bot how to moonwalk and sing like Mickey Mouse! I'm a lover, not a fighter, God bless America!
     

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