I'll admit.....

absolutely. though i must say i'm awfully proud of my synthetic collection and CAN say that i do, in fact, have a detachable penis. i can sing along and mean every word.

 

If all you wanted was for me to be your backdoor boyfriend, there was no need to argue.

All you had to do was ask.

 

all fighting is foreplay. well, for people like me anyway.

 

Problem is, kc...that you and I would never ever get to sex.

I'm a dom. And so are you.

 

it's true. we'll drink, then.

 

Better.

I have enough trouble with girls complaining about my refusal to be led in bed.

Platonic is easier.

 

well, i'm not always dom, dave's in charge.

 

I know.

But he's the only one, isn't he?

 

yup. he's a badass, there's no doubt.

 

Yep.

Something led me to believe your heart could never accomodate two doms.

Hence I'm resigned to being a constant object of your consternation.

I submit 100%.

 

I WIN! I WIN!! lol.

 

when all else fails just quickly turn the topic to sex, a win will surely be the outcome, and both parties are sassssified.

 

I admit that half the reason why I hate people is because its easier to stay in my own little world and avoid responsibility. The other 50% is due to many of them being naive assholes.

 

There's candy in my pants. Want some?

 

Say no! It's probably all melty and gooey.

 

Shhhh!

 

Okay I admit I am a Sex God.

Up until now only a few select ex girlfriends knew about it.

They are still stalking me today.

But since everyone is admiting things I figured I would share that with everyone.

 

There you go. Good!

For your prize I'll give you a noogie.

 

i'll admit i broke another playstation controller today. it's still usable, just shaped wrong and with fucked up vibration capabilities...

it's the damn game's fault...

 

i admit that i'm not entirely happy with my body image