if your neighbor

he may be planning on recycling your skin into a nice sundress.

 

OMG, he recycles???

GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.nytimes.com/recycling-serial-killer.html

 

I hope pale, reflective sundresses are his thing.

No, no silly....i said his conscientious and earth friendly recycling habits make him seem like LESS of a reredrum\

page not found homes

 

Fail

 

the person that says "the man that scares the neighborhood," is kinda like the girlie girl that says she's a tomboy. Both full of shit.

 

ok, since you can't find the page, I'll give you some excerpts from the article

"Serial Killer Shows Fascination with Recycling"


"...police and the FBI now believe that the series of killings have been linked, possibly to a single suspect, dubbed 'the recycling serial killer'..."

"...in each case, DNA evidence from the victims was also found on recyclable material left on the curb..."

"...the killer seems to be targeting mostly female victims who own white vans, or who live in homes where a white van is owned..."

"...there is also evidence that the killer hijacks the web browsers of his intended victims and disables their ability to visit certain pages"

 

..that's how he lullz you into a false sense of security...

 

Shit...this is all matching up. The white van, the recycling, even the web pages...the wireless adapter on my laptop was mysteriously uninstalled last week......AAAHHHhhh!!!!!!!!

that is kinda freaky.

 

hey i'm the guy that scares the neighborhood in my bathrobe everyday. shits wayyyy more comfortable than a jacket. don't knock it till you try it

 

seriously, he sounds like he's just a friendly weird guy

I feel bad for him. I bet he feels really lonely if he feels like everyone is scared of him

 

I'd go to his door at 4 in the morning with your best dressy clothes and combed hair and introduce yourself as "the pretty darn good neighbor"

If he laughs he isn't that scary.

 

i would assume they're cooler in direct sunlight than a darker dress.

and here i thought you were talking about the recycling serial killer who just kept killing the same person over and over and over.