If your life was a book, what would the title be?

The Tales of A Nihilist or
The Ramblings of Ross/Ross's Ramblings. I absolutely adore alliteration.

 

"Dude, Where's my Source?"

 

Punted Piigles, Buck Toothed Bunkeys, and Head Banging Air Guitar...

Or

Being a Loser rocks. Try it. I DARE you...

Thats all i could think of... Lame but thats ok.

 

Side Effects

 

Happy days are coming...

 

hah, some good titles there.


I think maybe 'the wrong side of right' or to steal from the floyd 'i was very drunk at the time'

everyone should write their own story, its never dull its called life

 

The Journey Is Long, Enjoy The Footpath

 

Scrap the earlier ones - it'd be called 'The Waffle Mechant' !!! I think that was pretty darn good considering...

 

actually there already is a book about me; it's called the new testament.



that right, i blasphemed, what are you gonna do about it?!

 

The Genius

 

Confessions of the dive bar stranger Or

Above the influence (The cover having me pictured doing a keg stand)

 

In the old days, it was common practice for an author to put alternate titles on his work:
"Collected Works", OR "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" -- Vladimir Lenin
"The Revolution Betrayed", OR "From Russia With Love" -- Leon Trotsky
"White House Years", OR "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
-- Henry Kissinger

This is out of fashion. Subtitles are still in fashion:
"Our war: what we did in Vietnam, and what it did to us" -- David Harris

But for my autobiography I'll steal a title from a fictional work by Edward Abbey:
"A Fool's Progress".

 

Because I Got High: A Journey Into the Center of Mediocrity

 

Headspace

 

Ha ha ha... chuckles chuckles chuckles! How very droll of you mr. dog! Your literate sensibilities are simply to die for! You cited so many regarded authors in that post I shall, nay, I simply must commence a warm round of 'for he's a jolly good fellow'. Though I'm afraid I must whisper as I wouldn't want to wake Penelope from her slumber, she does get awfully tiffed you know.

My autobiography title is 'everything sucks and I hate you, you and you'.

 

ahhhhhh not again!!!!!

 

If you're not serious, this is funny.
If you are serious, this is sad and I'm sorry for laughing.

 

unfourtunatly.......im very serious.

 

i love it!

not sure what mine would be... possibly "endless nameless"

 

I really like that title on every level that comes to mind at this moment.
funny, not funny, mediocre pop culture, mediocre subculture, and their mediocre thoughtless human product, not to mention the pretty clear message of the song itself. A lot can be said with a little. way to keep it real btw. Without the mediocre who would society not give a shit about. definitely an antibestseller.