If you were the only human left on earth......?

wow. when i started a thread about this I got shitty responses. Everyone was talking about how lonely it would be and they would kill themselves and miss their spouses and shit. why is this thread getting all the good ones?

I would definately go thrrough everyones shit, find pounds and tons of pot, shrooms, acid, whatever else i may want. Id make the loudest boominest stereo system ever by takin all the stereos and speakers for miles around and hooking them up to some sort of power source. ]

I'd definately have to find a way to preserve meat. cuz i dont know how to kill and clean a cow. (im sure i could figure it out if need be)

Id blow the fuck out of hollywood

Keramptha, youre fucking destructive. I would blow some shit up and all that, but you just talked about destroying the entire world. What would that accomplish?

Then id kick it and get fucked up all the time and jam out on my rockin system.

 

its not destroying the world.. its destroying all the man made stuff. theres a world underneath all of that stuff that id make into RUBBLE!!!!!!!

 

so, you plan on going back to eating raw meat and living in caves, and shitting in random places?

 

no... i'd destroy all the powefrul industries and croprotations and economy.. in america england china, and slighlty but to alesser degree in erupoe..this is to make the counties equal with each other again... make america powerlles, and england and china.. and then africa and thrid world countries would be like HA HA HAAAAA. how doyou like TAHT???

 

Now Whos King Of The Castle Etc....

 

after you made everything equal, societies would just start regaining powers and heirarchy. you wouldnt have done nothin but make a big mess.

 

you'd have to free all the animals first before destroying the gov, because by the time you make it to the other countries all the caged anmimals would be dead already.

 

I would
.loot the place
.paint a whole city into a great work of art
.think(finaly some quiet)
.dirnk coke
.go destory wal-mart
-walk nude

 

nothing wrong with a big mess is there? thats the POINT...

 

i'd walk around in my robe and some comfortable ass mocasins, sleep a lot, read and listen to music. i might actually like it for a week or so... then i'd start losing my mind.

 

but.. but.. but.. then there would be no one left to kill...

 

Well, In The End Of Days..all The Christians Will Start To Disappear..you Better Hope You Are One Or You Will Live In An Everlasting Hell

 

HEY!.. Just thought of a great prank!

If we could manage to make christians 'dissapear'.. then the world would think that judgement day is coming.. but it isn't because well.. it's our prank.. and then we can just legalize weed, drop the age of consent and do whatever we like!

It's fucking briliant!

Who's with me?