If you were God?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

    What would you do?

    I'd be awesome! I'd be like this huge naughty God! :D
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    I'd cease to exist so it'd kinda suck.
     
  3. i would sleep on the clouds and make everyone love each other
     
  4. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I do not understand the "if" part of the question.
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

    LOL! I was visualising myself laying on a huge cloud.. pimping a designer robe.
     
  6. 121

    121 Senior Member

    No you wouldn't. You could choose to keep your human form.. maybe sit on a throne and be fanned and fed grapes all day :D
     
  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I'd give myself amnesia as to my divinity, because it's too boring when you know how everything turns out.
     
  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

    It wouldn't be boring.. you could always enjoy the present.
     
  9. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    You don't have to be a supreme being to do that. Otherwise, playing solitaire when you already know the outcome is just mental masterbation, a waste of time, and it'll make you go blind. too.
     
  10. blenderhead

    blenderhead Member

    dude, i think she's thinking on an athiest term here.
    lol.
    but aye, i'd have to agree with her too.
    on a side note; why would anyone want to be in a posistion of that kind of authority? making man exploit it's kin's minds, breeding a mindless mental cancer throughout society. big up for R.Dawkins my friends! :)
    peace
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    If I were God I'd create a race of beings who lived their entire lives in a state of emotional confusion, chaos, and uncertainy.


    For what is the purpose of life without mystery [​IMG]




    Hotwater
     
  12. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    I think I'd spend my time trying to figure out how I came into existence.
     
  13. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Hmmm. that would be a waste of time mate. It's call sex (stating the obvious) :D

    I'd want to bring back the virgin rainforests. I'd want to see the Earth without all the human interference and pollution. I'd have that whole Amazon thing going on :D

    I should sleep now (double vision) :cheers:
     
  14. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Ok, who fucked and made God?
     
  15. 121

    121 Senior Member

    I'm going to hazard a guess here... and say it was mom and dad :D
     
  16. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    I am with Brave on this one...What is this If part of the question?
    We are all God.
     
  17. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I'd agree instead to say, "We are all gods with a small "g".
     
  18. neponiatka

    neponiatka Senior Member

    hah...
    i would be at a loss....i would turn into a person :)
     
  19. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

    even then we are all apart of the infinite whole, or God.
    cause you can't have an infinite being that isn't infinite. that means you, me, the ground, the sky, the fish, the shit, the repulicans and democrats are all just tiny subjective pieces of the infinite whole.


    but if I was the main character of the bible i'd make a rock so big i couldn't lift it just to shut everyone up. then i'd microwave a burrito so hot i couldn't eat it for the simpson fans.
     
  20. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

    I'd bring back smiting... and start with all these 'god hates fags' or 'babykiller' people, or that 'most hated family in america' who pickets soldiers funerals....
     

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