If you were forced to marry someone from the hipforums...

damn soulless you are such a man whore...

 

I'd probably marry my most opposite.. hm... maybe God.

 

If I were forced to marry someone from the hipfora I would marry the oldest person here.

 

Ooooh, cool! Will you buy me an island somewhere in the Pacific as a wedding present? We could spend the honeymoon there.

 

Of course I will! I've always wanted to buy an island... This is going to be the best honeymoon! Would something like this be suitable?

 

I think I have the best husband EVER! I love you even more now! Mwuahhh!! I'm gonna buy YOU a jet plane, so that we can fly to our own little island whenever we want.

 

Woohoo!! Shall I purchase a yacht as well, to cruise around the islands?

 

Yes please. Or how about a sailing boat...? We could go sailing too! Ohh what the hell... lets buy both! Do you think we could build a treehouse on the beach?

 

I was thinking a sailing yacht, why would you want any other kind? I love sailing... Oooh a tree house on the beach, now that's a good idea!

 

Really? I always thought of yacht as being this motor type of boat... But anyhoo... sailing yacht with sails it is! I'm glad you love sailing, coz I love it too. Ohh we're gonna have a great honeymoon! We don't even have to have sex, coz there's so much other fun stuff to do...!

 

Hehe I'm not sure really what the exact definition of a yacht would be... Whatever, a large comfortable sailing vessel is definitely a requirement.... I wonder if there would be any sailing races to participate in?

 

Well.. we can always buy TWO sailing boats and then race against each other.

 

That would be good too, maybe we could have a couple of small catamarans on the sailboat?

 

i'll have an extra-marital affair with kier.

 

Hahaha you say that likes it's a bad thing...

 

i'd marry bird... and have wild sex and make his babies.

 

I'm a million years old.

 

:H

 

aw, you're so...cute.

 

*blushes*


i've got cute down to an art form