If you were forced to marry someone from the hipforums...

12 men with crowbars would of had a hard time getting them off

 

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huh? you got stuck in yer pants?


i'd of torn em off with my teeth

 

You're all 2 late, I'm aready here rubbin his shoulders lol

 

OH!

I'm going to get stuck again....now how do you make a faulty zipper?

 

y'all can share me, or fight over me or something

 

I can share.

 

she had a hard time cutting them off with a steak knife

 

superglue

 

That's a good thing then

 

what do you mean you're all ?.......i do not want him....no offense

 

Seeing as you're a guy, that makes sence LOL

 

any others? you'll make me cry if you don't

 

And I decided tonight that I could seriously stand bein' hitched up with Kindwoman!

-Jeffrey

 

I choose................ no one

 

I think you're missing the point. Who would you choose if you were forced to marry someone on here? Not, who would you marry if you wanted to on here?

 

I got the point. I think I would rather suffer a horrible demise. Besides, I already was going to marry someone in actuality from the forums.

 

thats it, I am getting hitched with myself..we are going to have a shot gun weddin..yeeehaaawww!!!

 

Obviously, seeing as I haven't even had a chance to spend the honeymoon with you yet. And it breaks my heart... *runs away crying*

 

Awww.... We can have our honey moon now! Where do you want to go?