If you were forced to marry someone from the hipforums...

HEY!!!!!

somebody better wanna marry me real soon or I'm gonna get pissed!

 

I am still waiting to be clued in as to what horrors I may face should I refuse to marry.

 

does it matter if its male or female...LOL

 

I would offer, but I'm having enough trouble as it is.... Don't know that I could handle four wives...

 

One of the Mormon leaders, Brigham Young, had 25 wives. So even with 4 you have lots of catching up to do.

 

after seeing what I saw in love and sex I'll marry you(;

 

while I appreciated the concern, I don't want a pity proposal

somebody up in here better genuinely love me and my kind-hearted, amazingly-fucking-beautiful soul !!!!!!


you will love me or you will die!


and this couldn't hurt
http://hipforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=803599&postcount=583

 

alrgiht I'mm marry you for your heart and kind soul and *cough* your ass

 

again, I appreciate the offer

but thanks to bush, I could not recieve your social security benefits when you die.....so......NO

 

Hehe yeah, this whole polygamy thing is turning out to be harder than I thought...

 

After seeing that picture in the butt thread Miss F...I'm your huckleberry.

 

it's a secret.

 

that is one nice ass.....i mean soul .....beautiful soul

 

What funs a secret if you don't tell?

 

alight i'll give you a clue but thats it.





































he's a hip forums poster.

 

Well that sure narrows it down!

 

hmmm i would marry my personal slut of course

 

its me......naturally

 

if you promise not to lose the ass you can have my benefits *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge* :&

 

was it obvious?